Make it stick!

Note to self: Make sure to tell my [future] children not to fuck around with 4th grade teacher's aides.

Tape? No. Glue? No. Ah....
Staples! To affix a note
to the juvenile flesh.

Lazy!

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted anything... and since I can't think of a good reason why then today's topic is LAZINESS! And also inspiration to maintain the creative connection... assuming someone else reads this shit besides me. I'm getting my ass off the mental couch! I doubt I've been the only one who's neglected something this summer... so join me in absolution and write a damn haiku!

Two and a half months...
Seventeen syllables feels
like a marathon.