Thursday, June 28, 2007

My favorite was Scary.

So... the big news on the Entertainment front today is that the Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, 9 years after the break-up. There's a picture of the hoochies holding flags from 'round the world (Europe mostly) in the article on CNN. I see two possible outcomes of the tour: 1) they will sing our hearts into total world peace (which is obviously their intent), or 2) the tour is actually a new kind of entertainment WMD that will maim and kill masses through audio torture.

Makes for good haiku though...

Tell me what you want,
What you really really want!
Solo careers flop.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My hottest Spice Girl?
Sporty? Baby? Dirty Sluts!
Definitely Posh.

Anonymous said...

Did you see Scary on Dancing with the stars? Turned into an excellent dancer.

Could have won it all if she had a little more personality and also a different dance instructor.